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June 11 2015

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notthedroidyouarelookingfor:

LOTR extras
”He proceeded to sort of talk about some very clandestine part of WW2…
He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that they make so I just sort of didn’t push the subject any further, I just said ”Well you obviously know what to do, Christopher, so I’m sure you’ll do it great” and he did.”

#i’m not saying christopher lee has killed a man but i think we all know christopher lee has killed a man

June 10 2015

anotherfallenchild:

neato lil thoughts  

in The Trouble With Tribbles the quadrotriticale (a type of grain) is being decimated by the tribbles - a similar situation to what happened on the Tarsus IV colony where a fungus decimated the populations food supply/crops 

Kirk decides to take definitive action with regards to the tribbles once he realises that they have gotten into the Enterprises replicators, meaning that edible food can’t be produced for the entire ship. 

Kirk is one of the only survivors of the Tarsus IV famine and resulting genocide. 

The clone made of Kirk in ‘What Are Little Girls Made of ?’ that has all of his memories makes a reference to Kirk starving - obviously a throwback memory to his time on Tarsus IV. 

Kirk has subsequently been in many situations where starving is a potential possibility.  

perfectparamour:

scaredcoffeebean:

why glasses suck 

  • they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 
  • 3D movies 
  • dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without them on 
  • roller coasters 
  • idk why but like?? children really like to take them off of you??? and play with them??? wh y 
  • the rain 
  • steamy bathrooms/kitchens/anywhere with an unnecessary abundance of steam  
  • tfw u can feel ur prescription getting weaker on you 

Pros: so cute tho

kingcheddarxvii:

super-massive-asshole:

kingcheddarxvii:

judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?

my horse Mayo: *neighs*

What the fuck?

well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am

June 09 2015

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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shawn & henry

pattroughton:

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Laser gun runs out of power? Just throw the fucking thing at your opponent.

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

thoughtsonfandoms:

matt murdock got stabbed and actively sought another fight but thinks cotton fabric is too abrasive

walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued 

officialunitedstates:

basicallybeesus:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work

kaylitos694u:

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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betastrider:

made myself some eq’s.

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

Reblog if your icon can kick your ass

egberts:

egberts:

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

this is literally perplexing, apparently learning to play the recorder in elementary school is an international thing, like what the fuck. when is knowing how to play “hot cross buns” going to be useful? is it some kind of password? what’s the deal

June 08 2015

cleromancy:

something i think about a lot is what if alien species have less biodiversity on their planets. like if they’ve got maybe 20, 25 species of bugs, total. so they come to earth and they’re like “whoa.” or they’ll like be like walking down the street and they’re like “ok what’s that” pointing at a st bernard and you’re like “oh that’s a dog” and they’re like “whoa, neat, i’ve heard about dogs.” 

and you walk for a while longer and then they point at a yorkie and they’re like “what’s that?” and you kind of have to be like “…that. that’s also a dog.” and they’re like “wait, really?” and you’re like “yeah.” and it takes them a while to absorb this but then you just keep walking.

and like you’re going for a while and somebody’s walking their bull terrier and you’re like trying to walk faster hoping your alien friend doesn’t see but no dice they’re like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT and you’re like “that. that is a dog” and they let out an anguished wail

and like every time after that they see a weird four legged creature they’re like “that BETTER not be a goddamn dog” and half the time you gotta wince and be like “actually,” 

troubleinthewarren:

ofloveandlionhearts:

IMAGINE THE AVENGERS SHOWING PIETRO THE ROADRUNNER CARTOONS AND FOR THE NEXT MONTH WHENEVER PIETRO RACES AROUND THE AVENGERS HQ HE PAUSES NEXT TO WANDA JUST LONG ENOUGH TO WHISPER “beep beep” AND GIGGLE AND DASH AWAY AND EVEN AFTER HE STOPS DOING THAT IT BECOMES A RECURRING JOKE FOR THE AVENGERS AND DURING MISSIONS WHEN HE SPEEDS BY THE OTHERS TO KNOCK OUT ENEMIES AND THERE’S A MOMENT OF STILLNESS AND THEY ALL WHISPER “beep beep

There is no word to describe my love for this post.

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

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